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Ang Mga Talulot Sa Rosas Compound (Part 200)

Sinulat ni JOSE LUIS CASANOVA

(Ika-200 labas)

MASIGLA ang kanyang misis kinabukasan habang nag-aalmusal sila. May pupuntahan lang daw ito. Ewan ni Arturo kung bakit biglang-bigla ay naging paranoid siya. Hindi kaya may lalaki na ito at doon makikipagtagpo?

“Gusto mong samahan kita?” mungkahi niya rito.

“Sus, sasayangin mo ang araw mo sa opisina ay sandali lang naman ako. Isasama ko na lang ang dalawang bata saka si Yaya,” anito.

Saka lang siya napayapa.

Gayunpaman, alam niyang dahil sa natuklasan niya sa kanyang misis kagabi, ‘ika nga ay hindi na siya lumalakad sa patag. May bahagi sa kalooban niya na nagsasabing dapat siyang maging maingat—at mapagmatyag.

Dahil din noon ay lalo siyang naging engross sa sex column na binabasa niya sa broadsheet na laging binibili sa kanilang opisina. Naging curious siya kung bakit may mga babaing pinaliligaya ang sarili.

Pagdating niya sa opisina, noong break time ay hinawakan niya ang broadsheet. Para namang pinagtiyap, ang tungkol sa iniisip niya ang dini-discuss doon ng columnist.

“Statistics show that 60% of women admit to masturbating. For the sake of stats, here goes: 20% of women under 30 years of age masturbate once a week, and 7% do it every other day. Females, on average, begin masturbating at about 14 or 15 years old.

So why don't all women masturbate?

Simply put, they don't have to. For the most part, women can basically bed a man quickly and easily. Albeit, the less attractive women will have to lower their standards, but penises have been offered to all women from the moment they hit adolescence.

One would think that masturbation for women is optional, and not necessary. But is it? Perhaps if more women took the time to explore their own bodies, they'd discover their sexual likes and dislikes and be able to achieve orgasm more easily.

There are a multitude of reasons why women masturbate. The following are the most popular:

LONELY: Sometimes women come out of a relationship and because they refuse to just delve into sex with just anyone, they resort to feeding their slot in solitaire. After having gotten sex at will from their boyfriends, it's difficult to accept that they're going to have to wait to find yet another "Mr. Right" before they can have an orgasm again.

EXCITEMENT: A stirring of the senses or the mind may cause a woman's hand to venture down to the cave every so often. Whether it be a Harlequin romance novel, watching (or hearing) the neighbors go at it from across the way, or reminiscing about the aggressive sex the two of you had a couple of nights ago, an excited woman may opt to satisfy her animalistic sexual urges right away.

INSECURE: Some women begin to masturbate because they feel that they're too overweight or unattractive to be touched by a man. Because they feel "unsexy," they resort to having sex with themselves rather than sharing themselves with a man.

PLAIN HORNY: Some women become so excited for the smallest reasons or simply think about sex so often, that they feel the need to constantly let their hands complete the job that their minds initiate. The kind of woman who knows exactly how to get herself off and does so whenever she feels like petting the petunia.

NOT SATISFIED: Some women end up in relationships in which their men either finish up after three strokes (hence the three-pump chump) or worse yet, their men don't even care if they reach satisfaction. That, or these women can't find it in themselves to release their sexual inhibitions completely, so they rush off to the washroom after sex and satisfy themselves.

THEY'RE THE BEST: There are women that are unable to achieve orgasm any other way besides through masturbation. Because they feel that they're the only ones who really know which spots to hit and at which rate of aggression and velocity, they resort to masturbation in order to attain sexual satisfaction.”

May contact number ang columnist, at isang bagay ang naisip ni Arturo: Ano kaya kung personal siyang makipagkita rito at humingi ng payo?

 

END OF BOOK XX

(To be continued...)